Wednesday, July 8, 2009

No. Just no.

An open letter to the world:

I'm not a morning person. Please stop thinking or pretending that I am. Pretty please? I'm never perky or happy or funny in the morning. I'm blah. I want to be blah. Give me a half hour or so to relax and be blah and then you may just have a happy, prospectively useful person on your hands. Keep bugging me for no reason and that will NEVER happen. So just... relax. And let me relax. We'll all be much happier for it.

Thank you!
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